Peonies!

Dear Fiance',

Thanks for getting up early with me to go to the Farmers' Market to get peonies.  Peonies!  I will let you sleep now as long as you want.

Love,

Marlys

Easter Basket

Dear Malted Milk Balls,

Please walk yourselves over to me since I am too lazy to go get you.

Thanks,

Lazy Ass

Moo

Dear Fiancee,

Yes, I am currently eating cheese curds in bed.

Forever,

Your lactose-intolerant betrothed

Mailbox

Dear Mailbox,

Thanks for having a copy of Martha Stewart Weddings in you.  I needed something pretty today.

Love,

Marlys

Internets

Dear Internets,

Why don't you have anything cute for me to buy with the money that is burning a hole in my pocket?  Whenever I don't have money, you always deliver me the cutest things that I cannot live without.  But not today.  What gives?

Love,

Marlys

Money

Dear Money in my Bank Account,

You are burning a hole in my pocket.

Sincerely,

Me